when i was in 7th grade, i had a science teacher who would give really easy tests. i would finish them in 10 minutes, then spend the rest of the period drawing ninjas all over the paper. i always told him to circle all 200 in red pen, and he did. one day, i decided to fuck him over by only drawing 199. when i got the test back, he’d written “you devil-spawn” on the top.
The most heartbreaking line in all of science-fiction-musical fandom.
One of these things is not like the others
One of these things is not quite the same
It’s the same, but different.
Can’t. Not. Reblog.
Close your eyes. Close them. Now describe what you see. (Dead Poets Society 1989)
Another thing I’m thankful for:
William Shatner’s face, no matter what age
The Hemsworth brothers, Tom Hanks, and Meryl Streep star in a 1:00 “Charlie Bit My Finger” spoof
is thiS FOR REAL DID THEY ACTUALY TAKE THE TIME TO DO THIS I CAN NOT HANDLE
Something I didn’t know I needed in my life until now…
Taught an abseiling session to Charlie last summer haha
I laughed so hard, no sound came out
hitchhiker’s guide was hilarious from line 1
saw something on facebook that really pissed me off because I worked at McDonalds for three years.
I wonder what percentage of people arguing against a minimum wage hike have never worked a fucking minimum-wage job in their life is.